LAPC Main Event: Day 1 Errata

* The media badge I'm wearing says "ESCORTED ACCESS" at the bottom of it. As I was standing over Andy Bloch's table watching a hand, he glanced at the badge.

"Where's your escort?" Andy asked with a grin.

"That's a damn fine question," I responded. "I need to get on that pronto."

"I'd check how cute she is first," Andy suggested.

* At the end of the day I was passing by Daniel Negreanu's table. I overheard a snippet of conversation between Negreanu and a railbird that caused my head to turn:

Railbird: I bet you've never done a teabag before.
Negreanu: It's true, that was my first teabag.

Naturally it wasn't what it sounded like; the railbird asked Negreanu for an autograph and the only thing he had to sign was a teabag from the coffee setup in the back corner of the room.