Saturday, August 30, 2008

Mix and Match Answers

Crazy night yesterday. I feel like there's probably a post in my future called "Haggling with Hookers", but we're fifteen minutes from the final table of APT Macau so for now I'll just present the answers to my quiz from the other day.

A- "Sick. Pictures coming soon I hope. I'm in a tie going to work like a monkey. Soak it up."

Of course, this was the Rooster. I'm not sure if any of these other guys even wear ties to work.

B- "Fucker."

A classic AlCantHang response.

C- "Awesome. Are massages cheap there?"

This was the one that the greatest number of people got right. Why does everyone know that DonkeyPuncher is obsessed with Asian massage?

D- "Just watch out for ladyboys."

Leave it to BobbyBracelet to always be thinking about someone's junk.

E- "This txt useless without pics. And I don't mean of you doing a Spanish slanty eye thing."

By process of elimination, this was Speaker's response. It display his usual sardonic wit.

Nobody got all five right -- Otis was the closest with three out of five, mixing up only Bobby and Speaker (an easy mistake to make).

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Postcard from Macau


Day 1A of APT Macau is in the books. Now that we finally settled into a bit of a routine here, I had some time to make a few observations about the trip so far:

* After spending seven straight weeks at the Rio this summer in Las Vegas, PokerNews booked us in the Rio Macau for the first six nights of this trip. There's no affiliation between the two hotels -- pure coincidence -- but sometimes it seems like the Rio is a black hole that has engulfed my life. That, or someone at PokerNews has a warped sense of humor.

* Our hotel is in an area of Macau similar to downtown Las Vegas. The casino in this hotel is honeycombed through the ground, first and second floors and consists of about 90% baccarat, 5% blackjack and sic bo, and 5% slot machines. That distribution is almost universal throughout Macau. This is a baccarat town.

* The APT is taking place a few blocks away at the Galaxy StarWorld, a rather nice property sandwiched between Wynn Macau and MGM Macau. Most of the floor employees in the casinos speak serviceable English. I asked one at MGM two nights ago where I could find pai gow (tiles). He looked at me quizzically. I repeated my request, prompting him to respond, "Sir, I only speak English and Cantonese."

* Moral of the story: no pai gow here.

* There is no 4th floor in our hotel or, I imagine, in any building in Macau. In Chinese numerology, four is considered a very unlucky number. A little research into this revealed that the word "four", if pronounced with an incorrect tone, is the word "death". (We're all about educating our readership here at RTFT.)

* There is a brothel on the fifth floor of the hotel. It is actively promoted in all areas of the hotel as a "spa" but it is a men-only establishment. You do the math. Given that patrons get lucky in the spa, you would think it would be on the 8th floor. 8 is a lucky number in Chinese. If pronounced with an incorrect tone, it means "prosperity". Again -- education.

* No, I have not been to the brothel.

* Really!

* Unaccompanied females are very, very rare here. This morning I got up a little bit earlier than I've been getting up the last several days and spotted three unaccompanied females having breakfast at the hotel breakfast buffet. All were very attractive and substantially more "put together" than the average hotel guest. Hookers having breakfast - a tradition almost as old as hooking itself.

* The local currency is the Pataca, which is tied to the Hong Kong Dollar. Either currency is accepted everywhere in Macau. The abbreviations for the two currencies are HKD and MOP. Rather than say patacas or dollars, we've started calling the currency "moops". As in, "You owe me 450 moops!"

* There is a surprising number of Russians here. Almost all are women and probably hookers. C4 made the mistake of betting me at MGM two nights ago that a blonde we spotted was not Russian. I walked over to her and asked "Ti govorish po-russki?" and got an affirmative response. Easy moops.

* The Rio gave us a few coupons for free play in the casino. One was a $20 free slot play, the other $50 in free chips with a purchase of at least $50 in chips. I thought this was a pretty good deal until I realized the coupons were for moops. The exchange rate is about 8 moops to $1, meaning the slot play coupon was worth about $2.50 and the table game coupon was worth about $6.

* The slogan of APT Macau is "Your all-in Asian experience." Whoever came up with that slogan needs to visit the fifth floor spa at the Rio.

* We had a free day Wednesday, which we spent taking in some sights around Macau before heading to the opening ceremonies for the APT. After all that was through, we wanted to find a bar. First we tried the Whiskey Bar on the 16th floor of the StarWorld, but it was half-empty. The other half was filled with people in their 50s. At a loss for what to do, I walked up to a hostess (a super yummy-looking woman and the hottest person in the room by far) and asked her where she would go if she wanted to hit a bar. Without missing a beat, she answered "Lion Bar at MGM".

It was an excellent call. Lion Bar was chic and full of attractive young people. An enjoyable cover band played five sets of American pop throughout the night as the place filled up with 20- and 30-somethings looking for fun. We were the life of the party, dancing and chatting with everyone in the place. One member of our group hooked up with a sexy (married) Thai woman who was hammered and pretty much threw herself at him. Easy moops.

* I don't have a photo of that woman or many of other locals yet (I'm not good at remembering to take photos), but I do have a few I can share for Joaquin's benefit until I can get photos from some of the other PokerNews people.

Two of the APT girls.

Tila Tequila, PokerNews reporter Dave King and some random not-hot Asian woman.

Answers to yesterday's quiz coming tomorrow.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Mix and Match

Macau is awesome. No time for a real post just yet, so instead I present the following:

Last night, I sent a text message to five bloggers. My text read, "Hot Asian girls everywhere. It's been good knowing you. Pretty sure I'm not coming back." Each of the five responded. Your job is to match the blogger with the response. Obviously, the five bloggers involved are precluded from participating in this little game.

The bloggers: AlCantHang, Bobby Bracelet, The Rooster, DonkeyPuncher, and Joe Speaker.

The responses:

A- "Sick. Pictures coming soon I hope. I'm in a tie going to work like a monkey. Soak it up."

B- "Fucker."

C- "Awesome. Are massages cheap there?"

D- "Just watch out for ladyboys."

E- "This txt useless without pics. And I don't mean of you doing a Spanish slanty eye thing."

Have at it in the comments.

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Sunday, August 24, 2008

And We're Off

My flight to Macau leaves at 10:20am. See you on the other side (of the world).

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Friday, August 22, 2008

Excalibur Report

I went down to Excalibur tonight for the opening of their all-electronic poker room. Managed to bump into PokerGrump, who didn't recognize me from our very brief meeting back in early June at MGM. He was easy to spot -- especially after I pulled up one of his recent posts in which he wrote a spot-on description of himself (right down to the "dorky" fanny pack).

A few notes:

* The room is in the same spot as the previous room -- a glassed-off section in the middle of the floor.
* The yellow-blue-green bonus wheel remains in the room. I was told by a floor that they WILL be bringing the wheel back. The details are yet to be worked out.
* I expected more "curiosity factor" visits tonight. When I left at around 8pm, two hours after the grand opening, only eight or nine of the twelve tables were in use. $0.50-$1 NLHE, $1-$2 NLHE, $2-4 LHE, $4-$8 LHE and $1-$2 PLO were being spread. I suspect the PLO will never be spread there again, based on who was in the game.
* CreepyOldMan made an appearance. Maybe Excalibur paid him and Mat to come by? Several other 2+2 regulars were there as well.
* The process of setting up a players card for use with the PokerPro machines and cashing in / cashing out was relatively painless. It took just a few minutes.
* Minor annoyance: Without actual chips, tipping cocktail waitresses is a problem. I had to cancel a beer order because I didn't have any bills smaller than $20 and didn't feel like dealing with the hassle of getting change. Given that drinks are a major cost for poker rooms, this may be part of MGM's strategy in introducing the PokerPro tables. That, and the wholesale elimination of 80% of the poker room staff.

My only previous experience with PokerPro came at the blogger event in December 2006 at Imperial Palace. I wasn't impressed back then and I'm still not impressed. The interface is kludgy and displays your cards quite prominently to anyone standing within several feet of you (I was clearly able to observe one player's cards from the rail). More to the point, fundamentally you are staring at a screen. If you're just going to stare at a screen, why leave the house?

Do these tables have a place in the Las Vegas poker market? *TT* and CactusJack from 2+2 seemed to think so. Both were at my $4-$8 table before moving over to play $1-$2 PLO. (For what it's worth, I expected *TT* to be older and less of a prick.) They felt that the tables would be especially useful for games like PLO and PLO/8 and might otherwise encourage "clueless newbies" to get their feet wet playing poker. I'm not so sure on either count.

People who are going to play PLO and PLO/8 live want to play *live*. Playing on a PokerPro machine is nothing like playing live. Stripped down to its core elements, when you play on one of these tables you are staring at a screen, the same as if you were playing internet poker from your home. Furthermore, I find it hard to believe that people who want to play PLO have any interest in playing in the Excalibur poker "room".

Clueless newbies -- most tourists come to Las Vegas to get what I'll call the "Las Vegas experience". That includes dealers and cards and chips. When they can get all of those things at any other Strip casino (Excalibur has a 6-month exclusive license on the PokerPro machines) why would they play on a PokerPro machine? Yes, there will be some who will be less intimidated by the machines. But I suspect they're the types who will try poker to say they tried it and then never play again.

This is all supposition on my part though. Like the Hard Rock Poker Lounge, time will tell whether PokerPro tables have a place in Las Vegas.

P.S. I stopped by Hard Rock again tonight at 8:30pm to see what games were up. There were three $1-$2 NLHE table, three $2-$5 NLHE tables, two $5-$10 NLHE tables and one $3-$6 LHE table. It's early yet, but that's not a good sign for a room that claimed it was going to spread "anything and everything".

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Hard Rock and Squares

CK and I went over to check out the new Hard Rock Poker Lounge yesterday. We both hated it. It's very dark and it feels cramped in certain areas the way Foxwoods feels dark and cramped. Unless something drastic changes, it will be the usual mix of 2-4 and 3-6 LHE and 1-2 and 2-5 NLHE, which is all they had going when we stopped in. I was at a home game on Wednesday night with one of the dealers, and she rattled off an impressive list of games the Hard Rock is going to try to spread. Yet if the players don't show up in enough numbers to support those games... Based on our initial impression yesterday, I'd say they won't. Time will tell.

I took some photos but I see Poker Grump has beat me to the punch so I'll just send you in his direction if you're curious.

Point number two for today: squaring up a table. The tables at Mirage were originally intended to be 9-handed. Somewhere along the way, the management of the poker room switched most games to 10-handed play. Fine. That means the tables are a bit cramped, but it's not the biggest deal.

What does become a big deal is when a new player shows up at the table and tries to commandeer his allotted section of the felt (because, you see, the other players have comfortably spread out) by asking the dealer to square the table. *Every* time this happens, somebody at the table pitches a fit. Yesterday it happened for the third time in a row that I've been to Mirage. You'd almost think the player had been asked to hand over a rack of red chips rather than slide a few inches to the side.

I wish I knew why this was such an issue, because it never fails to elicit indignant outrage from somebody at the table. Maybe poker players are just miserable, joyless people.

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Feeling Good, Louis

My "slow period" is quickly coming to an end. Monday I leave Las Vegas for Macau, starting five solid weeks of travel or work. From August 25th through September 29th I think I have one non-work, non-travel day. I'm sure the time will fly by, but I wonder if I'll know where I am by the end of it.

The Rooster has commanded me to take "tons and tons of pictures" while I'm in Macau. The Rooster is an A-Lister. Refusing a request from the Rooster is like telling Jaffe Joffer that his son works in a McDonalds knock-off. It's just not something you do. Thus there will be pictures.

Some of those pictures will feature "C4", one of the members of the PokerNews video crew. I found out this week that she's heading to Macau also (along with two Aussies) and has been booked on the same flight as me. Nothing creates a bond -- or an axe murderer -- like cramped quarters over long distances. I expect to come back from Macau much better friends with C4. Or dead.

It will be a tiring trip, but I'm stoked. Macau's been on my list of places to go for well over a year, and I haven't been to Asia since 1995. That's a crime, given that I feel like this photoshop from the "If They Never Played Poker" thread on 2+2 could have been created for me:


Thankfully there's plenty of time to correct that oversight. Once I get back stateside I'll have a week and a half of work before I jet off to my next exotic Asian destination: Korea, birthplace of the woman I sleep next to at night. The only downside of all of this work and travel is that I'll miss AlCantHang's Bash for the first time since 2004.

It almost doesn't seem worth it. Almost.

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Monday, August 18, 2008

You Make the Call -- Follow-Up

On Saturday I posted the following two hands of limit hold'em for consideration:

Hand No. 1

Two limpers to Hero in the CO with Kc Qc. Hero raises. Big blind and both limpers call (8 small bets). Flop is Ad Jh Tc. Action checks to Hero, who bets. Big blind and one limper call (11 small bets). Turn is 6h. Action checks to Hero, who bets. Big blind check-raises, folding remaining limper. Hero 3-bets and big blind calls (11.5 big bets). River is 2h. Big blind checks. Hero ??

Hand No. 2

Two hands later, Hero is in middle position with 6s 8s. Two limpers, and Hero also limps. CO player raises. Big blind and both limpers calls. Hero closes the action with a call (10 small bets). Flop is As 7s 6h. Big blind checks, one limper bets, one fold, Hero raises. Pre-flop raiser calls, big blind folds, limper calls (16 small bets). Turn is Ac. Limper bets, Hero calls, pre-flop raisers raises, limper calls. Hero ??
My thoughts are as follows:

Hand No. 1 -- I considered what Villain's turn raise could have meant. He called through on the flop, rather than raise, eliminating hands like AK/AQ from his range. He might have been the type to slowplay AJ/AT/JT/JJ/TT/KQ on this board. What else could he have except for maybe a turned set of 6s (yes some of my opponents play that badly)? Based on all of that, "bet" seemed to be the right river play for me. I did not put him on his actual hand at all, which was Kh3h. He called the flop looking for a gutterball and backed into hearts. And of course he check-raised the river.

His raise on the turn is atrocious. Even if he thinks all of his 12 outs are clean (they're not -- 3 are to a chop), he only has 26% equity. He therefore can't be raising for value. And with two other players in the hand on a board of A-J-T in a raised pot, does he really think he can get everyone to fold?

Reading all of your comments, and thinking about it some more, I think I played this one fine and just got very unlucky. Checking behind loses too much value from a huge range of hands (a) that might check-raise the turn; (b) that I can beat; and (c) that will call a river bet.

Hand No. 2 -- I debated my action on the turn for quite a bit of time, and even remarked out loud, "Boy, that's a really shitty turn card." My read developed like this: early position bet out the flop, he probably has an ace. I raised the flop with my big draw (pair plus flush draw plus backdoor straight draw). Pre-flop raiser just called behind. Hmm. What could that mean? When the turn came down and early position bet again, I felt certain he had three aces, and the turn raise from the pre-flop raiser screamed big ace. Nothing else made sense with his pre-flop raise.

The only thing that gave me pause was the possibility that the early position player had flopped aces up or a set of 7s (with a 6 in my hand, I discounted a set of 6s). But given that he did not re-raise the flop or the turn, I felt confident he hadn't filled up yet. Most of these passive types play very straightforward poker -- if they have the goods, they bet/raise every chance they can get.

If my reads were right, I had seven clean outs to a winner. There was no spade left in the deck that could double pair the board, so the only problem was the two spades which would match each opponent's kicker and would fill them up. The pot was laying 13-to-1, a clear overlay on my 5.3-to-1 draw (7 winners out of 44 remaining cards, discounting the other two aces as being already out). But of course, there are the negative implied odds of making a flush that also makes a full house... What to do. My instinct was to call and pray. I am surprised at the number of people that said they would fold the turn. More on that below.

As it turned out, all of this was academic. I missed the river. Late position won the pot with Ad Kd for trip aces; early position flashed Ah 9c before mucking.

Jamie said "you may hit your flush that boat's up one of the villians and get squeezed for four big bets". I'm sorry -- if you get squeezed for four bets after making a flush in this hand, you suck at poker. The only way you're getting squeezed at all is if early position bets, you call, and late position raises. One of two things happens at that point: early position re-raises -- you dump your hand; early position calls -- you probably still dump your hand but since you close the action, and late position's range includes some hands you can beat, you *might* think about calling.

Consider the alternative -- early position checks, you check (you absolutely cannot bet even when you make your hand), and late position either checks if he's scared of the flush, bets his trips if he isn't scared of the flush, or bets his full house. If early position check-raises, you confidently throw away your hand -- no need to call two cold against that type of player. He has a full house 100% of the time he check-raises the river. If early position calls, you call one bet and hope for the best.

Thus the most you lose is two bets, but that's pretty unlikely. It requires early position to bet his unimproved trips into a flushing board against two opponents. More often, a spade river either costs one bet or gets checked through.

I can see the merit in the line suggested by many people of folding the turn because you could already be drawing dead. Without better evidence, however, I have a hard time putting either of my opponents on a full house. The most likely hand for the pre-flop raiser is AK/AQ/AJ. Given no re-raise on the flop or the turn from the early position player, his most likely hand is any other ace that didn't flop two pair.

After that, it's pure math. Four times out of five, you miss and fold (-1 big bet in those instances). The fifth time that you hit a spade that pairs up one of your opponents, you lose two big bets -- one on the turn, one on the river. That happens two out of the nine times you catch a spade. The other seven spades, let's assume it always checks through on the river and therefore you win 13 big bets. That makes your expectation of a turn call roughly:

(4/5 * -1) + (1/5 * ((2/9 * -2) + (7/9 * 13 [pot size on turn]))) = -0.8 + (1/5 * (-.44 + 10.1)) = -0.8 + 1.932 = 1.132

That is, for every time you call here, you can expect to earn an additional 1.132 big bets. Again, however, it assumes that neither opponent has yet made a full house. That is where hand reading comes into play. If you're not supremely confident in your reads, folding makes much more sense.

Thanks to everyone who responded. Sometimes it's useful to think about how someone else would have played a hand and evaluate the merits of other lines.

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Saturday, August 16, 2008

You Make the Call

Two hands from last night, presented for your consideration. The table is loose-passive.

Hand No. 1

Two limpers to Hero in the CO with Kc Qc. Hero raises. Big blind and both limpers call (8 small bets). Flop is Ad Jh Tc. Action checks to Hero, who bets. Big blind and one limper call (11 small bets). Turn is 6h. Action checks to Hero, who bets. Big blind check-raises, folding remaining limper. Hero 3-bets and big blind calls (11.5 big bets). River is 2h. Big blind checks. Hero ??

Hand No. 2

Two hands later, Hero is in middle position with 6s 8s. Two limpers, and Hero also limps. CO player raises. Big blind and both limpers calls. Hero closes the action with a call (10 small bets). Flop is As 7s 6h. Big blind checks, one limper bets, one fold, Hero raises. Pre-flop raiser calls, big blind folds, limper calls (16 small bets). Turn is Ac. Limper bets, Hero calls, pre-flop raisers raises, limper calls. Hero ??

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Friday, August 15, 2008

Bandage: Applied

A somewhat short session yesterday due to circumstances beyond my control, but a nice winner nonetheless. I hit a few draws (finally) and didn't make too many horrific plays. Progress.

One thing I started to do yesterday morning was re-read Ed Miller's Small Stakes Hold'em. Even though I'm playing 10/20, the book has a fair amount of application to the game -- especially on the weekends. My thought process was that there's no need to compound running bad with bad play, so why not brush up on some basic concepts in order to re-ground my game? It can never hurt to be reminded of things like "If you're cold-calling pre-flop more than once every three hours, you're cold-calling too much."

I'm generally pretty good about pre-flop cold-calling. I got rid of that habit long, long ago. Overall I think my worst street is the river. Sometimes I make absolutely hopeless river bets. That gets expensive.

A river bet has one of two points: (a) you think a worse hand will call you; or (b) you think you can get a better hand to fold. In limit hold'em getting a better hand to fold the river can be tough (especially at any limit below 20/40). The turn is where the most pressure can be applied in limit hold'em. A raise on the turn says, "You're going to have to call two more big bets in order to find out if your hand is any good." Once you get to the river, it's too easy for an opponent -- especially a weak opponent -- to call the last bet.

Friday night tends to be a wild game. Hopefully I'll come out on the right side of it tonight.

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Going Down?

Another rough day for me yesterday. It was over three hours before I won my first pot. I only hit one flop in that time, flopping middle set and turning a full house. My hand went down in flames to a guy who never released any of his pocket pairs before the river. He rivered a bigger full house, the first of five times he rivered a set in two hours. CJ, step aside. I have found the new luckbox.

This recent rough stretch has turned into a 70 big bet downswing. Ouch.

Yesterday I spent part of the time that I wasn't hitting flops chatting with Vince. Vince is a local who is in the game four or five days a week. He's roughly 50 years old, with a dark complexion, glasses and gray hair at his temples. Vince has been playing casino poker for 21 years and is the complete opposite of Erin (profiled yesterday). No matter how badly he gets outdrawn, outflopped or outplayed, he never has a sharp word for anyone. He just says "good hand" to his opponent in a very sincere tone and mucks his cards.

"You seem to have mastered the calm demeanor aspect of this game," I said to him.

Vince shrugged. "I guess. Just seems to me that you don't get excited by your wins and don't get disappointed by your losses. If you're playing right, it should all work out at the end of the year."

Interestingly, I did not get tilted yesterday while waiting for my first pot to materialize -- not even when the Luckbox showed me his rivered full house. Baby steps. And maybe a few more conversations with Vince.

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Monday, August 11, 2008

Poker Psychology

I continue to run bad. Saturday night saw the juiciest game I've been part of in a while, but once again all the chips went to other people as I missed every one of my huge draws and couldn't dodge my opponents' draws. I've decided that the cornerstone of limit hold'em success for me is "don't draw".

Ok, maybe not. But it has gotten to the point where if I flop a 12-, 15- or 18-card draw I assume it won't get there. That has become a running joke with a few of the guys that are regularly in the game.

This recent stretch has me convinced that what separates the long-term winners from the long-term losers in poker isn't just hand-reading ability, or saving a bet here or squeezing a bet out there, or any other facet of "poker skill" that I could enumerate if I wanted to sit here all day thinking about it (I don't). I now believe that what separate the long-term winners and losers is how they react to losing.

Take Erin. Erin is a 30-something woman with the most ridiculous set of fake tits that are always prominently on display in some sort of "boob shirt". I guess if you're going to pay several thousand dollars for fake boobs you're going to show them off, but they just look so bad. Anyway that's not the point. The point is that Erin regularly plays 10-20 and 20-40 limit hold'em. As a rule, her demeanor is a bit brusque but as long as she's winning, she's a pleasant enough person.

That's only when she's winning though. When she starts losing she becomes a vicious, unpleasant, angle-shooting douche-rocket. Her fuse was lit yesterday after being outflopped and outplayed a few hands in succession. She practically blew up when a newcomer to the table asked the dealer to square up the table, leading the poor guy to scratch his head confusedly and ask me if his request was unreasonable after Erin stormed away from the table five minutes later after another loss.

I'm not saying that poker skill has no place in the pantheon of winning. There was a Spanish guy at my table yesterday who was absolutely awful (we're talking "Mission to Mars" awful) and yet was having a fantastically great time even when people outdrew him. The beats didn't faze him in the slightest. And with Erin, she has some basic skill. She's no slouch at the poker table. But my guess is that her losing sessions outnumber (and are far greater in value) than her winners simply because she starts tilting if she's not winning. That's suicide in a game where no hand is much more than a 4-to-1 pre-flop favorite over any other hand.

I have observed many bloggers over the 4+ years I've been writing this blog. With a little deductive reasoning on my part based on things these people have written, it seems almost universal to me that the ones who are at best break-even, or more likely long-term losers, are the ones who just can't handle the beats. Some general burnout is inevitable but I think it's no surprise that many of those people are now drifting away from the game. I'm not mocking them for opting to make poker a less central facet of their lives. If they're going to get all tilted by beats, why on earth would they continue to play? The beats certainly won't stop coming. These people are actually making the best decision they can by choosing to treat poker as an occasional form of social entertainment.

On the other hand, I'm trying to improve my game right now. I see this "psychology of handling losing" as the biggest stumbling block. It reminded me of watching the mixed hold'em WSOP event on ESPN last week. There was a hand in which Howard Lederer took a bad beat after getting all in as a huge favorite. When the pot was pushed to his opponent, Howard sat at the table with a demeanor as calm as the surface of a lake on a wind-less day. One of the other players at the table remarked that Howard always takes his beats so well.

I need to find that place.

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Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Back on the Grid

For most of the last week I was in New York City. It was a strange feeling to be on vacation in the place that was my home for twelve of the last fourteen years. I noticed certain things more than I ever previously did -- how great it is to walk the streets and have people constantly around; how green the city is; how inconvenient the city is; and the self-absorption of many of the city's inhabitants.

The negatives were what jumped out at me the most. I love New York City. That's why I've spent almost my whole adult life there. But New York City requires adjustments (choosing between paying $30 for a cab home or waiting half an hour on a steaming subway platform at 2am is a huge change for people used to driving everywhere); is terribly inconvenient in numerous ways (try grocery shopping some time, or living with two other people in a 1,000sf apartment because none of you can afford anything better without relocating to Bed-Stuy); and attracts many people who are so self-absorbed that it's a wonder that they even see the millions of other people around them, never mind interact with them. Because of all of the downsides of life in the Big Apple, the city tends to only attract people willing to deal with those inconveniences. That helps to make New York the incredibly unique place that it is. But at a certain point those same negatives grow tiresome.

It's impossible not to have fun though. After taking care of a few personal matters, I slipped back into certain of my routines with incredible ease. There was beer with the boys at my bar on Friday night (note: the bar opened in 1995 and is not actually owned by me, but I've donated enough cash over the last twelve years that if the bar had a Hall of Fame, I'd be a charter member); several brunches (a time-honored NYC tradition) over the weekend; meals, drinks and other assorted socializing the rest of the time; and even a trip to the Crackhouse to have a few words with Carlos. The more I zoomed around New York City and dealt with its inconveniences while having my fun, the more I realized that it could be time to move on -- at least for a while.

For now, it's back to work. I have several writing projects on my plate, tons of email to answer, and travel plans to finalize. I'll be leaving Las Vegas the morning of Monday, August 25 and returning the afternoon of Wednesday, September 10. Sandwiched in between those two 20-hour flights are fourteen glorious days in Macau, my first trip to Asia since January 1995.

That schedule is one reason I opted not to play in the PokerStars tournament last night for the Borgata package. It would have been just too much of a grind on the off-chance I won and needed to be in Atlantic City by the night of Thursday, September 11 for the 11am start on September 12. The other even more salient reason is that I was on a plane from JFK to McCarran for the duration of the tournament.

Congratulations to Garry Gates for taking the whole thing down. I have nothing but the utmost admiration and respect for Garry, and not solely because he's the man sending me to Macau.

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