Leftovers from San Jose

Things I've never seen before: five guys raping a goat. For some reason this came up yesterday in media row at the LAPT San Jose.

Things I wish I hadn't ever seen: Lucky You, which I had on the TV in my hotel today while getting some work done.

Things I might never see again: AsKs v. AhKd all in preflop at the final table. The board came Js-Ts-8s-Qs-9s. That's injury (flop the nut flush), insult (turn a royal flush) and a punch in the junk (board straight flush).