Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, vol. 14

This is my room at the W in Seoul.


This doesn't even include the super-sweet open bathroom set-up, which is just to my left in this photo. While I was sitting in the egg chair reading the newspaper yesterday morning, I noticed a strange case on the ground.


There was a sign affixed to the wall above it.


Intrigued, I picked up the case to see i I could learn how to save my life in the event of an emergency that required me to rappel down the side of the building like Bruce Willis in Die Hard.


Hmm. Does not compute.