Conversation of the (Fri)Day

Indian Cab Driver: How long you lived in Brooklyn buddy?
Me: About seven and a half years.
ICD: You like it?
Me: Yeah it's pretty nice.
ICD: You own your apartment or you rent?
Me: Rent. I don't have enough money to buy.
ICD: Come on! White guy like you?
Me: Nah, it's too expensive.
ICD: What do you do for a living?
Me: I work for an investment company.
ICD: No money? Please. White guy working for an investment company! You should buy an apartment.
Me: Um, you can just drop me at this corner. Thanks.