When Life Gives You Lemons, Take Your Friends' Mobneys

Winthorpe: Looking good, Billy Ray!
Valentine: Feeling good, Louis!

Wow. If you people who bet against me on the Weight Gain Challenge weren't completely and totally fucked before, you are now. I can now say with 100% certainty that there is absolutely zero chance I am going to lose this prop. The only thing stopping me from declaring victory at this very moment is that I haven't actually hit the magic 141.4 number yet. But I will. I will fucking destroy it.

And no, this has nothing to do with tonight's annihilation of the Yankees by the Tribe.