One of my co-workers told me this morning about a commercial he saw on television last night for a prescription medication used to treat restless legs syndrome that he thought would be perfect for me. It's called Mirapex, but I like to call it "the little miracle pill". Check out these side effects:
There have been reports of patients taking certain medications to treat Parkinson’s disease or RLS, including MIRAPEX, that have reported problems with gambling, compulsive eating, and increased sex driveSeriously, it's like some white-coated guy in a lab in New Jersey sat around thinking, "We need to increase our sales of pharmaceuticals to F-Train. How can we do that? I know! A pill that makes him want to gamble more, helps him gain weight, and makes him hornier than a 16-year old!"
If anybody has a few spare Mirapex just taking up space, you know where to send them.