Ugarte has challenged me to do a write-up of Monday night's Blue Parrot game. Normally, I would leave that to Pauly, but he can't seem to find his notes. Frankly, I looked at his notes before the game broke Monday night, and I'm not sure how much help they would be even if he DID find them.
So, as best as my shattered memory will allow, here's a write-up from the action at the Blue Parrot. First, the players in order around the table:
F-Train
Adam (friend of Charlie)
Joel
Ferrari
Nicholas (friend of Charlie)
Charlie
Coach (later replaced by Ugarte)
Pauly
Holdem was called more often than normal. I think that was because Charlie and his friends, who made up 3/8 of the table, spend most of their time playing holdem. Whatever, fine with me. I started with the dealer button and called a round of holdem, but things didn't get interesting until Anaconda was called. Pauly and I both let out the same, exasperated sigh in unison when Ferrari (I think?) called it early, before the button was even around the table once.
Any regular reader of this space should know how I feel about Anaconda. It's not that I hate it so much, just that third, fourth, and fifth streets usually cost $20 each since we use $0.25 - $5 spread betting with one bet and three raises max. Add to that the "declare" and subsequent betting round, and it's easy to see how this one game can decimate your $100 buy-in in short order -- which is exactly what happened to Pauly. I saw it coming. Joel's board showed A-A-Q; Ferrari had 4-5-5; and Pauly had 9-9-9. (Coach was in with a low, but is relevant for the hand only in that he was the "low" guy pumping the pot with the help of the high raisers.) I knew Pauly didn't have the case 9, because on the last pass I debated passing him a J or the 9 before settling on the J. On the other hand, Ferrari's bets on the first three streets were screaming quads to me. I was sending brain waves to Pauly, telling him to "GET OUT" (Amityville-style), but it wasn't working. On fourth street, Joel opened another queen, Ferrari showed the third 5, and Pauly opened an 8. The betting was capped, the declare put all three of them against each other for high, and Pauly finally decided to dump his hand, faced with the probability that they probably weren't BOTH bluffing. Sure enough, Ferrari had the case 5.
That set the tone for Pauly's night. He lost a couple of massive pots; one or two in Anaconda, one or two in 7-Stud Hi/Lo where, again, fifth, sixth and seventh streets are often capped at $20 each. It seemed like a comeback might be in order for Pauly when his A-K sucked out against Adam's 5-7 in holdem, board Q-Q-7, when runner-runner queens showed up, and Pauly then scooped one or two Omaha pots, but 7-Stud later demolished him.
Meanwhile, Joel was on quite a rush early in the night. Every time he showed down a hand, he had the nuts or the near nuts. He scooped several Omaha pots, took down some large Holdem pots, and was simply en fuego, despite Ferrari berating him for repeatedly playing 4-5-x-x in Omaha. I eyeballed his stack about an hour or two after we started and he was easily up over $100. He did give some of it back by the end of the night, but he still left a winner.
As for me, I never had even half of a hand in any of the "big money" games, and I didn't catch any rushes, so my stack wavered from -$30 to +$30 throughout the night. I called Razz a couple of times, as a bit of an experiment, but each time I started with two cards ten or above, prompting quick folds. I finished +$15 after Ferrari sucked out against my KK on the last hand of the night by calling a preflop raise with T7s and then calling a flop bet with nothing but an inside straight draw when the flop came down 8-J-Q. His 9 came on the turn. I paid him off (I at least gave him credit for middle pair by putting him on J-T), so the last hand wound up costing me $14.
By far the best hand of the night, though, was a holdem hand. I had just lost a pot to Ferrari when my A-K didn't pair up and he showed unrelenting aggression. That's not always a sign that Ferrari has something, but with no ace or king by the turn and no draw, I didn't care to find out. The next hand, UTG, gave me the Hammer. We hadn't seen the Hammer at all the entire night. I raised. Adam, to my left, three-bet. It folded to Pauly in the big blind, who called. The flop came down something like K-J-x, two clubs. I check-raised Adam's flop bet. I think Pauly folded. The turn was another king, and the river the ace of clubs. I led out on both streets, and Adam glumly folded his cards on the river. With a flourish, I slammed my cards down on the table face-up and shouted "HAMMER!" The predictable amusement came from the table, even moreso as Pauly added, "I folded the same hand."
Ugarte has a short write-up of his half hour at the game after Coach left, and Pauly may have one if he ever finds his notes.
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